Text to Aaron:
Tori:
Guess who doesn't have to deal with me clinging to them at my pool party?
Aaron:
Does his name rhyme with "jaaron"?
Tori:
No, it rhymes with jumbass.
Aaron:
Sorry, I don't know him.
Text to Aaron:
Tori:
...you are a sap. Well I really like this person and if they don't return it you better be ready with some chocolate and chick flicks to make me feel better.
Aaron:
What can I say? Being raised by two girls really takes a toll on you. Good luck, Santamaria.
Tori:
Guess who doesn't have to deal with me clinging to them at my pool party?
Aaron:
Does his name rhyme with "jaaron"?
Text to Aaron:
Tori:
...you are a sap. Well I really like this person and if they don't return it you better be ready with some chocolate and chick flicks to make me feel better.
Aaron:
What can I say? Being raised by two girls really takes a toll on you. Good luck, Santamaria.
Text to Aaron:
Tori:
How do you tell someone you like them?
Aaron:
Say "I like you" then pull up your shirt. If it'll work on me, it'll work on anybody.
Tori:
Ugh. You are so gross. Seriously, this is important.
Aaron:
Alright, say that you feel really comfortable with them and then lean in to kiss them. If they go with it, then good for you. If not, just say that you were lost in the moment or something.
Text to Aaron:
Tori:
AAAAAAAARON! I need your help.
Aaron:
Yes?
Tori:
How do you tell someone you like them?
Aaron:
Say "I like you" then pull up your shirt. If it'll work on me, it'll work on anybody.
long live us
